TPTT A Midsummer Night's Dream: ACT IV
Introduction
ACT I
ACT II
ACT III
ACT IV
SCENE I. The same. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA lying asleep.
SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.
ACT V
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SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.
Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING
QUINCE
      Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet?
STARVELING
      He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt he is
      transported.
FLUTE
      If he come not, then the play is marred: it goes
5     not forward, doth it?
QUINCE
      It is not possible: you have not a man in all
      Athens able to discharge Pyramus but he.
FLUTE
      No, he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft
      man in Athens.
QUINCE
10    Yea and the best person too; and he is a very
      paramour for a sweet voice.
FLUTE
      You must say 'paragon:' a paramour is, God bless us,
      a thing of naught.
Enter SNUG
SNUG
      Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and
15    there is two or three lords and ladies more married:
      if our sport had gone forward, we had all been made
      men.
FLUTE
      O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a
      day during his life; he could not have 'scaped
20    sixpence a day: an the duke had not given him
      sixpence a day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged;
      he would have deserved it: sixpence a day in
      Pyramus, or nothing.
Enter BOTTOM
BOTTOM
      Where are these lads? where are these hearts?
QUINCE
25    Bottom! O most courageous day! O most happy hour!
BOTTOM
      Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not
      what; for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I
      will tell you every thing, right as it fell out.
QUINCE
      Let us hear, sweet Bottom.
BOTTOM
30    Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that
      the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together,
      good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your
      pumps; meet presently at the palace; every man look
      o'er his part; for the short and the long is, our
35    play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have
      clean linen; and let not him that plays the lion
      pair his nails, for they shall hang out for the
      lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions
      nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I
40    do not doubt but to hear them say, it is a sweet
      comedy. No more words: away! go, away!
Exeunt
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